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  “Saying she wanted a divorce,” I said.

  He nodded.

  “Why”

  “Huh?”

  “Why’d she say she wanted a divorce?”

  “She didn’t.”

  “She gave you no reason?”

  “No.”

  “There’s always a reason, Mick.”

  He flapped his hands, shrugged, and shook his head.

  “Her lawyer will be calling me, then?”

  “Yeah, I guess so.”

  I took a sip of coffee, then lit a cigarette. “Mick,” I said, “I’ve got to ask you some questions, okay?”

  “I never cheated on her, if that’s what you mean,” he said. “I never hit her, I always supported her, I took care of the kids. Maybe she—she’s got a boyfriend or something, I don’t know.” He shook his head. “Christ,” he muttered, “that would kill me.” He lifted his head and peered at me. “I haven’t done anything wrong, Brady. I don’t get it.”

  “Everybody’s done something wrong,” I said. “Look. Marriages wear out. People change. It happens, and it’s nobody’s fault. It happened to me. I loved my family, too, and I got divorced. Life goes on. If that’s what this is, okay, we’ll just have to deal with it. Kaye wants a divorce, and unless she changes her mind, that’s what’ll happen. Meanwhile, you’ve got some homework to do.”

  “Homework?”

  I nodded. “If you and Kaye proceed with the divorce, there will be issues of alimony, child support, division of assets. So I need you to put together a complete listing of everything you and Kaye own, both together and separately. Bank accounts, investments, real estate, insurance, pension plans, cars, furniture, jewelry, paintings, heirlooms. Everything. Your old trophies. Her mink coat. And your debts, too. You’ve got kids in college, so I need to know what that’s costing you. I’ll have Julie mail you a worksheet.”

  Mick was looking at me. “Jesus,” he said softly. “You make it sound so…” He shook his head. “This isn’t about money, Brady.”

  “Actually, that’s exactly what it’s about,” I said. “Her lawyer wants to talk to me because we’ll have to work out a settlement. Your children are grown, so there are no custody issues. Money is the only thing it’s about.”

  “You don’t get it,” he said. He looked up at me and smiled. “See, I don’t care. She can have it all.”

  I shook my head. “I won’t let that happen,” I said. “My job is to watch out for you, even if you don’t think you care. One, two, five years from now you’ll care. That’s when you’ll be glad you hired yourself a good lawyer.”

  Mick took a sip of beer, which had to be warm by now. “All I care about is Kaye.”

  “Kaye’s lawyer will take care of her,” I said. “You didn’t happen to get her lawyer’s name, did you?”

  He shrugged. “No. Why? Does it make any difference?”

  I smiled. “It makes all the difference.”

  Three days later Mick called me. “I talked to Kaye,” he said. “She asked for your name. Know what? I didn’t want to tell her. I figured if I refused to tell her my lawyer’s name, they couldn’t do anything.” He laughed quickly. “I know, I know. Dumb. Anyway, I told her. So I guess you’ll be hearing from them.”

  “Okay,” I said. “I hope you’ve been thinking about what you want out of this. Long-term marriages like yours, it’ll be a fifty-fifty split of assets. But there are lots of different ways of dividing them. This is what her lawyer and I will be negotiating. If we can come up with a settlement that’s acceptable to both you and Kaye, we can avoid a trial, and believe me, we want to avoid a trial if we can.”

  “A trial,” murmured Mick. “Jesus.”

  “So I want to be able to present a proposal to them,” I continued. “Let them react to it. Keep in mind, too, that assuming you’ve been the main source of income, you’ll be paying child support until your kids are out of college. That’s pretty much cut and dried. The state uses a formula based on your income and your assets and the kids’ ages. There’ll be the matter of alimony, which we will negotiate as part of the settlement. This can be pretty easy and clean for you, Mick. That is how you want it, isn’t it?”

  “All I want is—”

  “I know,” I said. “You want your marriage. But it doesn’t look like that’s going to happen. Why not make it easy on everybody? Let your lawyers do their jobs and maybe you and Kaye can end up as friends, at least. Okay?”

  “Friends, huh?” he muttered. He blew out a breath into the telephone. “Okay. Sure.”

  “Did you get her lawyer’s name?” I said.

  “Oh, yeah. It’s, um, Cooper. Barbara Cooper.”

  “Oh, shit,” I muttered before I could stop myself.

  “What’d you say?” said Mick.

  “Nothing, Mick.”

  “Do you know this Cooper broad?”

  “By reputation only,” I said.

  Know your enemy. Good advice for generals and baseball managers and lawyers. All I really knew about Barbara Cooper was that she’d opened a one-woman law office in Lexington a couple of years earlier, that she was young and attractive and smart, and that she’d won some big divorce settlements for her female clients.

  I’d heard other things about her, too, but I try not to place too much stock in second-hand reputations.

  So after I hung up with Mick, I called a few of my friends to see what I could learn about Barbara Cooper. Some of them would say only that she was tough, relentless, and single-minded, which are not bad qualities for a lawyer.

  Those who’d actually opposed her called her an unscrupulous bitch, a real ballbuster. The word around the divorce courts was that the proper pronunciation of “Barbara Cooper” was “Barracuda.”

  “I’m looking for a trial date in July,” she said when she called me a week later. “That okay with you?”

  In most divorce negotiations, scheduling a trial date did not mean the lawyers expected there would be an actual trial. Our aim would normally be to bring a settlement with us when we went to court that day, so that if we’d done our job well, Judge Elliot Kolb would ask a few perfunctory questions and then sign off on the agreement, and ninety days later it would become the divorce settlement by which the couple lived the rest of their lives.

  But my sources had warned me that Barbara Cooper had no compunction about going to trial, that she didn’t mind accruing hundreds of billable hours trying to negotiate a settlement, and when the dust finally cleared and you thought you had everything worked out, she’d refuse to settle.

  “I’ve met with my client several times,” I told her on the phone. “I’ll fax a proposal over to you by the end of the week.”

  “For starters, my client wants the house,” she said.

  “That’s certainly negotiable,” I answered. In fact, Mick had told me he wanted Kaye to have the house, but I wasn’t going to divulge that to Cooper. “My client was hoping your client would agree to counseling.”

  “Forget it,” she said.

  Over the next few weeks, I met with Mick several times. Barbara Cooper and I back-and-forthed proposals and counter proposals, and by the third week in May, it looked like we were closing in on an agreement.

  So in spite of the warnings I’d received, I was not prepared for Cooper’s phone call.

  “I’m going to have to depose your client,” she told me.

  “Really?” I said.

  “Really.”

  In divorce cases, a lawyer normally takes a deposition from her client’s spouse only when she believes the spouse is lying or withholding relevant information. A deposition is a form of discovery that requires the deponent to answer all questions truthfully and fully at the risk of legal sanction, just as if he were in an actual courtroom. Responsible attorneys do not seek depositions on a whim. They are expensive and time-consuming and particularly for the deponent—in this case, Mick Fallon—stressful.

  I’d been trying to remain open-minded, but I wasn’t convin
ced that Barbara Cooper was a responsible attorney. If she was in fact a ball-buster, as I was beginning to think, she’d enjoy putting Mick on the hot seat.

  I was hoping she might hint at what she was after—if anything—although I didn’t expect it.

  She didn’t. “Can you have all the documents in my office by, say, next Tuesday?” she said. “I’ll fax you a list of what we want.”

  “Better make it Friday,” I said.

  “No,” she said. “I want all of it Tuesday. We’ll take the deposition in my office the following Thursday—that’s the twenty-eighth—at ten o’clock. I hope that works for you.”

  “I’ll have to check with my client,” I said.

  It emphatically did not work for Mick, and when I told him on the telephone, his reaction reminded me of his old basketball reputation as a hothead, a guy who clutched and grabbed and used his elbows liberally and got kicked out of games for fighting. The Mick Fallon I’d seen drag two reputed hitmen out of Skeeter’s and throw them into the alley.

  “What kind of bullshit is this?” he growled, and then I heard his fist—or maybe it was his head—crash against something.

  “Calm down, Mick,” I said. “They just want to be sure they have all the facts.”

  “You mean they think I’m lying. God damn it—”

  “Take it easy, man. Calm down. Okay?”

  He blew out a long breath. “She’s just trying to bust my chops.”

  “Maybe so,” I said. “Attorney Cooper—”

  “I don’t mean her,” he said. “I mean Kaye.”

  “It doesn’t matter,” I said. “If you refuse to be deposed, we’ll go straight to trial and she’ll ask you the same questions in front of the judge.”

  “Fuck it,” he said. “Let’s go to trial, then.”

  “Bad idea, Mick. Listen. I think this is bullshit, too, and it pisses me off. But trust me, if we have the choice between a trial and a deposition, we take the deposition every time. That way, if anything pops up we didn’t expect, at least we’re prepared for it.”

  “What could pop up?”

  “I don’t know,” I said. “You tell me.”

  “Nothing,” he mumbled. “It’s bullshit.”

  “You’ve told me everything?”

  “Of course I have.”

  “Then let’s get the damn deposition over with. Okay?”

  He exhaled deeply. “Well, okay. So what do we do?”

  “Attorney Cooper wants copies of all your tax returns for the past ten years, plus all your financial documents since you’ve been separated from Kaye. Tax returns, bank statements, canceled checks, deposit stubs, credit card and telephone bills. Everything.”

  “Then what?”

  “Then we go to her office and she asks you questions.”

  “Questions about what?” he said.

  “About anything.”

  “Jesus Christ,” he growled. “Okay, so how does it work?”

  “You bring in all those financial documents, and I’ll copy them and ship them off to Attorney Cooper. Then we meet in her office and she’ll ask you a bunch of questions. A shorthand reporter who’s also a notary public, an officer of the court, will be there to record it all.”

  “Will Kaye be there?”

  “She might. She has the right to be there, but she can’t participate.”

  “You’ll be there, won’t you?”

  “Of course.”

  “So what’m I supposed to do?”

  “It’s easy, Mick. You just keep your cool and tell the truth.”

  Mick was pacing the sidewalk in front of his apartment building in Somerville when I pulled to the curb around nine-thirty on the morning of May 28. He was smoking a cigar and sipping from a Styrofoam Dunkin Donuts coffee cup.

  He opened the passenger door of my BMW and folded himself into the front seat beside me. His knees pressed against the dashboard.

  “Reach down between your legs,” I told him. “You can push the seat back.”

  He did. “I’m a wreck,” he said as I pulled onto the street.

  “Relax,” I said. “The only thing I want you to remember is to answer the questions directly. If it’s a yes-or-no question, just say yes or no. Don’t elaborate. If you don’t know an answer, just say so.”

  “What’s she going to ask me?”

  “I don’t know. Questions about money, I’d guess.”

  “I hate this shit,” he mumbled.

  He sat quietly besides me while I negotiated the clogged roads through Somerville and Cambridge, and it wasn’t until I eased onto the westbound lane of Route 2 that he said, “Can I refuse to answer any of their questions?”

  “Not really. The only time you shouldn’t answer would be if you’re asked for privileged information, or something that’s actually incriminating. I’ll be there to watch out for anything like that. But it’s not like court. Generally speaking, anything goes at a deposition. That’s because there’s no judge at a deposition. Later, if we end up going to trial and attorney Cooper tries to bring dubious testimony from your deposition into evidence, I’ll object to the question and let the judge rule on it.”

  “So I just answer everything,” he said.

  “Right. If a question is improperly formed, I’ll object to that and let her rephrase it.”

  “What the fuck is she after?” he mumbled.

  “I don’t know,” I said. “Maybe she’s just busting your balls. We’ll find out soon enough.”

  Two

  COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS

  MIDDLESEX, S.S

  SUPERIOR COURT

  NO. 98D-1720-DV1

  KATHERINE M. FALLON)

  plaintiff)

  VS.

  MICHAEL S. FALLON)

  defendant)

  DEPOSITION OF MICHAEL S. FALLON, a witness called on behalf of the Plaintiff, taken pursuant to the applicable provisions of the Massachusetts Rules of Civil Procedure, before Ellen R. Samborski, Shorthand Reporter and Notary Public within and for the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, at the Offices of Barbara Arlene Cooper, 8 Muzzey Street, Lexington, Massachusetts 02173, on May 28, 1998, commencing at 10:15 A.M.

  APPEARANCES:

  ON BEHALF OF THE DEFENDANT:

  BRADY L. COYNE, ESQ.

  25 Huntington Avenue

  Boston, Massachusetts 02126

  617-442-5500

  ON BEHALF OF THE PLAINTIFF:

  BARBARA ARLENE COOPER, ESQ.

  8 Muzzey Street

  Lexington, Massachusetts 02173

  781-863-9290

  KRAMER & DAWKINS COURT REPORTING SERVICES

  1229 COMMONWEALTH AVENUE

  BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS 02134

  617-254-0089

  Barbara Cooper’s suite of offices occupied the first floor of a big converted colonial house on a tree-lined side street off Mass Ave., which is the main drag in Lexington center. I parked out back, and Mick and I entered into a reception area decorated with watercolor landscapes, potted ferns, braided rugs, and leather-covered furniture. Copies of Audubon and Yankee and Today’s Health were scattered on the maple coffee table. I saw no ashtrays. Classical music—Schubert, if I wasn’t mistaken—played softly over hidden speakers.

  A cheerful, gray-haired secretary greeted us by name and offered us coffee, which we accepted. Mick and I sat on the sofa. Mick’s knee was jiggling furiously.

  I tapped his leg. “Relax, man.”

  “Sorry,” he muttered. “I can’t help it.”

  The secretary delivered our coffee in delicate bone-china cups. Mick and I sat there, sipping. His knee continued jerking up and down as if he was keeping time to a very fast piece of music. He kept clenching and unclenching his fists and glancing at his watch. “It’s after ten,” he said. “What the hell’s going on?”

  “I should’ve fed you a few Valiums,” I said.

  “Good stiff shot of Scotch’d be more like it.”

  A minute later an inside door opened
and Barbara Cooper came out. She had her hand on the elbow of a petite blond woman. Kaye Fallon. I remembered her from photos Mick had shown me.

  She stood no more than five-one or -two, and she had a solid, athletic body. She was as small and compact as Mick was big and sloppy. Her hair, which was pulled back in a ponytail and tied with a red silk scarf, hung nearly halfway down her back. Her narrow blue skirt stopped several inches above her knees, showing her shapely, rather muscular legs to good advantage. She had a nice tan and large, wide-spaced blue eyes. From a distance, Kaye Fallon could have passed for a brighteyed college coed.

  But when the two women approached us, I saw the crinkles at the corners of Kaye’s eyes and the creases that bracketed her mouth like parentheses. They betrayed her age, which I guessed to be about forty-five, and made her face more interesting.

  Barbara Cooper smiled quickly and held out her hand to me. “Mr. Coyne,” she said. “The man behind the voice. Finally, we meet.” She had olive skin, high cheekbones, and flashing dark, slightly uptilted eyes, and she wore her black hair short and straight. Medium height, curvy, and busty, an altogether sexy woman who carried herself with the confidence of someone who knew it, enjoyed it, and didn’t mind using it.

  I took her hand. “Hello, Ms. Cooper.”

  She stepped back. “Kaye Fallon, this is Mr. Coyne.”

  I nodded to her. “Mrs. Fallon. Nice to meet you.”

  Kaye looked up at me. “Hello.” She had a soft, husky voice and a wonderfully warm, shy smile. She held out her hand, and I took it. “It’s nice to meet you, Mr. Coyne,” she said. “Michael speaks well of you.”

  “He speaks well of you, too,” I said.

  She glanced at Mick, then grinned and rolled her eyes at me. “You take good care of him,” she said softly.

  I introduced Barbara Cooper to Mick. He shook her hand and nodded mechanically, but he didn’t take his eyes off Kaye, who was making a point of studying one of the watercolors on the wall behind his shoulder.